Gem of the day;
70+ year old man struggles up to my kiosk looking for a store and in desperate need of a wheelchair for stability. After calling Security to go get it, I offer him a stool to sit on while he's waiting. He starts to sniff the the lotion bottle closest to him and asks,"What is all this stuff for?".
I tell him, " its Body Oil and Incense". He says, "I'm seeing a lady tonight that I haven't seen for awhile, what you got that smells good?" I dab some Grey Flannel on a q-tip and give it to him. He sniffs it and replies, "This will turn her on?", "I haven't seen her in awhile, I like her and things might get intimate. You sure this will work?"
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